We came into the house to find the culprit amidst the aftermath of his carnage. After having been convicted of major crimes involving rice bags and glass countertops, the suspect was skating on thin ice.
Upon investigating, the guilty doggie cowered and showed false remorse. He was found later attempting to destroy the incriminating evidence. No amount of puppy dog eyes could get him out of his conviction.
His sentence: a spanking and an early bedtime without supper. Case closed.